FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
also the fact the villian is called “farquad” as in “fuck-wad”
if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight
excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:
- a strange buzzing noise
- alien, I think
- an insurmountable feeling of dread
you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20
why would your mum ask you to prove when you were born
Source: Truths You Won’t Believe
Debunking more lies and racist misinformation about black men. Stop the ignorance and start to question why these myths exist in the first place, if not to demonize black men and promote the image of us as inherently criminal and violent and incapable of being educated.
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.
I’M GONNA CRY
imagine getting married
after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family
and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight
this was beautiful
Willow, we need someone to research this demon!
Willow, we need someone to hack this computer!
Willow, we need someone to cast this spell!
Willow, we need someone to wear this silly hat!
Willow Rosenberg brings many skills to the table.
this was a childrens show
actually this show talked about sex and periods and making out and all that stuff frequently and to this day its like the only accurate portrayal of teenagers ive seen in media so yea
go watch it on netflix
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.